Mayday Parade User Profile

United States

Heather

iHeatheroni, Heatheroni, Obeese Llama, Obeese Whale

Ventura, CA

Thousand Oaks, CA

Just say you're not into it

The beach. Magic Mountain. Home.

.Fun facts:
I'm obsessed with Hot Pockets.
Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.
I met half of my friends through facebook.
I prefer having online friends, then to real life friends.
My best friend is a Cheerleader, Band Geek, and is obsessed with Dr.Who and Bones.
Jello is sexy.
Music is my medication aswell as my illegal substance.
I cant draw for shit.
If you pinch my sides, I am not responsible for what happens to you when i spazz out.
The same applies for tickling.
I'm obsessed with a Book called "Zombie Spaceship Wasteland" by Patton Oswalt
Turtles and elephants are sexy.
Im really ugly.
I like to eat salt when im stressed.
I am obsessed with hugs.
Thats what she said jokes piss me off.
I suck massively at English in school.
Apple juice is like alcohol to me, and i'm an alcoholic.
I like to read.
Chips ahoy cookies are yummy.
I cant throw grapes into the toilet without looking at the bowl (Insider)
43 Balloons! (Insider)
I cant run for the life of me, so I'm a pretty good target for rape or abduction.
Awkward turtle is awkward.
I have no life
I'm not allowed to go out with my friends (to the movies or mall or sleepovers or anything)
Jingle Bells.
Batman Smells.
Robin laid an egg.
The bat-mobile lost it's wheel.
AND THE JOKER FUCKED YOUR MOM.
Your getting razorblades
stalking of hand grenades
the milk was sour and the cookies sucked
so thanks for nothing, you fucking cunt
5 - severed heads in a box
4 - bitches on his cock
3 - beds of nails
2 - bullets
1 - gun<3
Kay, thats it. byebye now.